Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 08, 2010

Dirty South Wiener Wash

When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.

*flush*

Man 1: Ah What the fuck?

Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 08, 2010