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Dirty South Wiener Wash 

When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.
*flush*

Man 1: Ah What the fuck?

Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!

Wolf river Weiner wash 

Fingerblast a chick on a sandbar along side a river, getting sand into her vagina. Then you fuck her hard, no lube. Then cum inside her, pull your cum and sand covered dick out, a wash off your dick in her mouth.
I was floatin down the river, and got a hankerin for a wolf river Weiner washer with the old lady.

wiener washer 

Somebody who gives blowjobs. Derogatory slang for a gay male.
Me: you little wiener washer.
You: Yeah, so what.
wiener washer by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009

Weiner wash 

“Dude where you going?”

“Weiner wash brb”
Weiner wash by Panru January 15, 2019

Washington Wiener Wrap 

A man must wrap his shaft in a tortilla (preferably cornmeal) to substitute for a condom. Then proceed to insert Mexican Ingredients into the woman's anus and vagina. The man will then fuck her profuciley, causing the ingredients to mush, the woman will then force them out into the tortilla and roll it as best she can and then proceed to eat it.
"Latino Women give the best Washington Wiener Wraps."

weiner washer 

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s
guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt
weiner washer by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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