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weiner sauce 

Semen, jizz, cum, or the stuff that comes out of a penis during the climax of sexual pleasure
I hate it when I get weiner sauce all over my sheets!
weiner sauce by WANGWRANGLA December 7, 2006

Wiener Saucepan

Ah yes. The Weiner Sauce pan. There are actually 2 separate definitions for this term, each has their own meaning.

1. Weiner Saucepan (n) : A Sauce pan with a Hot Dog cooking in it

2. Wiener Saucepan (v) : When a man and woman are having sexual intercourse and the man cums in between her butt cheeks. Then he rubs the final product back and forth and garnishes it with basil. Typically the woman allows him to eat the finished product, but there are exceptions to this. Every Wiener Saucepan is different and no two couples are bound to do it exactly alike. Some may even prefer to do it in the kitchen, whilst others may even prefer the bathroom!

DISCLAIMER : Contains Nitrates. Always wash hands before and after.
Susan: Mike gave me a Wiener Saucepan last night and he ate every last bite of his meal. I could tell he was full afterwards; he went right to sleep after.

Debra : Wow Susan, I oughta have Ezekiel try that with me when he gets home from the bar. It's 2AM.. really hope he makes it home soon!

Susan : Oh Debbie, when will you learn? *sigh*

Ezekiel : (stumbles in the door at half past four in the morning) DEB I SAW A BIG GIZZRLEY BEAR OM Y WAY HOME RAAAAAHHH !!

Debra : Wtf

Winner's Sauce 

From the pages of Viz Comic, a "special ingredient" added by a restaurant/cafe/pub chef, solely of Y-chromosome, to a dish given to a famous and/or particularly disagreeable customer, namely a restaurant critic.

Takes its name from The Sunday Times restaurant critic and sometime film director, Michael Winner. A well-known trasher of both restaurants and chefs' reputations.
"See that Michael Winner over there? He's reckoned to have ingested more Winner's Sauce than Marc Almond"
Winner's Sauce by Harbottle64 October 11, 2012

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel 

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"