2 definitions by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe

South Carolina Trojan Horse

A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.

I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe October 29, 2023

The Mid Laroi

A teenage white boy who makes "music". Constantly yelling and sounding so angry in his songs. Perhaps he should take a hiatus from his music career and consult an anger management specialist. Like god damn i can't listen to five seconds of his songs without him being all like " 🤬 AAAHHH" or like "😫 OHH BABYYYY". Guy seriously should just take a couple deep breaths and then maybe his music wouldn't sound like complete shit.

Emily : OMG I LOVE THE MID LAROI !!!!!!!!!

Grace : OMG SAME GIRL SAME! HIS NEW SONG IS LIKE, SOOOO GOOD!!!

Hannah : OMG STOP! I WAS LITERALLY JUST LISTENING TO HIS ENTIRE NEW ALBUM!

Dave : Who the hell is The Mid Laroi ??

Joseph : Kids these days. I'm telling you Dave - Don't ever get married.

Peter : My wife's boyfriend bought me a new xbox one controller today! He's the best!! :D

Dave and Joseph : 👁👄👁

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe June 16, 2023