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Ah yes. The Weiner Sauce pan. There are actually 2 separate definitions for this term, each has their own meaning.
1. Weiner Saucepan (n) : A Sauce pan with a Hot Dog cooking in it
2. Wiener Saucepan (v) : When a man and woman are having sexual intercourse and the man cums in between her butt cheeks. Then he rubs the final product back and forth and garnishes it with basil. Typically the woman allows him to eat the finished product, but there are exceptions to this. Every Wiener Saucepan is different and no two couples are bound to do it exactly alike. Some may even prefer to do it in the kitchen, whilst others may even prefer the bathroom!
DISCLAIMER : Contains Nitrates. Always wash hands before and after.
1. Weiner Saucepan (n) : A Sauce pan with a Hot Dog cooking in it
2. Wiener Saucepan (v) : When a man and woman are having sexual intercourse and the man cums in between her butt cheeks. Then he rubs the final product back and forth and garnishes it with basil. Typically the woman allows him to eat the finished product, but there are exceptions to this. Every Wiener Saucepan is different and no two couples are bound to do it exactly alike. Some may even prefer to do it in the kitchen, whilst others may even prefer the bathroom!
DISCLAIMER : Contains Nitrates. Always wash hands before and after.
Susan: Mike gave me a Wiener Saucepan last night and he ate every last bite of his meal. I could tell he was full afterwards; he went right to sleep after.
Debra : Wow Susan, I oughta have Ezekiel try that with me when he gets home from the bar. It's 2AM.. really hope he makes it home soon!
Susan : Oh Debbie, when will you learn? *sigh*
Ezekiel : (stumbles in the door at half past four in the morning) DEB I SAW A BIG GIZZRLEY BEAR OM Y WAY HOME RAAAAAHHH !!
Debra : Wtf
Debra : Wow Susan, I oughta have Ezekiel try that with me when he gets home from the bar. It's 2AM.. really hope he makes it home soon!
Susan : Oh Debbie, when will you learn? *sigh*
Ezekiel : (stumbles in the door at half past four in the morning) DEB I SAW A BIG GIZZRLEY BEAR OM Y WAY HOME RAAAAAHHH !!
Debra : Wtf
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I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
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Emily : OMG I LOVE THE MID LAROI !!!!!!!!!
Grace : OMG SAME GIRL SAME! HIS NEW SONG IS LIKE, SOOOO GOOD!!!
Hannah : OMG STOP! I WAS LITERALLY JUST LISTENING TO HIS ENTIRE NEW ALBUM!
Dave : Who the hell is The Mid Laroi ??
Joseph : Kids these days. I'm telling you Dave - Don't ever get married.
Peter : My wife's boyfriend bought me a new xbox one controller today! He's the best!! :D
Dave and Joseph : 👁👄👁
Grace : OMG SAME GIRL SAME! HIS NEW SONG IS LIKE, SOOOO GOOD!!!
Hannah : OMG STOP! I WAS LITERALLY JUST LISTENING TO HIS ENTIRE NEW ALBUM!
Dave : Who the hell is The Mid Laroi ??
Joseph : Kids these days. I'm telling you Dave - Don't ever get married.
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Dave and Joseph : 👁👄👁
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Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.
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