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Wiener Face 

Wiener face is a contagious disease. It is caught when your face is touched by someone who gropes their penis. You can become a spreader of wiener face when you don't wash your hands after you piss, giving you wiener hands.
*boy touches girls face*
Girl: Did you wash your hands?
Boy: no...
Girl: EW I HAVE WIENER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wiener Face by WorriedHandWasher March 15, 2011
Words you can keep

Wiener Face 

1. A boy who is ugly.
2.A girl who is currently lebian or bi.
1. Andy, ur a wiener face, u ugly wiener face!
2.Mandy is a wiener face, she kisses girls.
Wiener Face by DJ ugly fugly March 17, 2009

DJ Wiener Face

A polite way of calling someone a dumbass. You can use "DJ" as a prelude to any type of burn, however DJ Wiener Face has shown to be a prodominant choice amongst teens.
Shutup DJ Wiener Face

Alright, DJ Wiener Face *sarcasm*

Damn! Look at, DJ Chode Face over here

A Wiener in Your Face

Kurtis 1: Sleeping
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face 

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.
I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

weiner face 

when someones face closely resembles a weiner or when some one is being an asshole
1) look at that guy he only has one eye, he must be a weiner face
2)quit being such a weiner face
weiner face by Sperm Whale November 22, 2004

Weiner face 

A guy with a great body, but an ugly face. Example: Rep. Anthony Weiner.
Megan: I know this guy, Anthony, you should hook up with
Ainsley: Really.. Is he hot?
Megan: He goes to my gym, he's got a great body, but you might want to bring a paper bag. He's kinda a weiner face.
Weiner face by Ainzcb June 17, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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