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wickwick event

A catastrophic failure of the first launch of the NASA SLS rocket, which destroys enough of the ground systems to scuttle the program.

Since the first launch is uncrewed, this could happen without any loss of human life, and is widely regarded as the best possible outcome of the program, finally ringing a death knell to decades of pork and throwing good money after bad. If the Wickwick event occurs, thousands of skilled NASA employees and contractors, squandering their productive years on the dead-end SLS program, will be freed up to pursue more fruitful endeavors in the field.

Named after an Ars Technica reader and commentor named Wickwick, who proposed this outcome and explained why it would be overall a good thing, in a comment thread in early 2022.
Everyone's tuning in to the launch webcast to see if we get a Wickwick Event, or if the SLS boondoggle continues sucking the air out of NASA.

Wickliffe High School

Small school located in Ohio with about 450 kids. The school is made up of 50% of teen juulers/druggies, 40% of weird lesbians, 10% of normal people. Wick high has a constant juuling problem, so if you ever want a hit just hit up one of the many girls in the handicap stall in the bathroom a.k.a. "The Juul Room" desperately waiting for more people to join them in the stall.
Did you hear about all those girls juuling in the bathroom at Wickliffe High school?

sticky wickit

The act of covering or being covered in glue and candles during sex.
"wanna try a sticky wickit"
"nah I used up all my glue last week"!

john wicking 

Act of John Wicking is when you put a bounty on some one's head so high that every hit man in the world wants to kill them. This definition came to be from a hit movie by same name John Wick. In this movie Keanu Reeves, is being hunted by every hit man in the world. It is also a matter of pride and honor when you are being John Wicked because it means you are too good and one or two people cannot finish the Job, and you must be "John Wicked" for the problem to be taken care of.
1. He insulted the Sicilian Mafia, this will not go away so easily, rest assured that they are going to be John Wicking him out of existence.

2. Wolf: They activated every CIA sleeper agent in the world for one singular mission....Killing you!!!.
Josh: What? Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?. Why are they John Wicking me ?
john wicking by Uk2001UK August 29, 2019

Jabber-Wickling 

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.
1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.
Jabber-Wickling by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

wickidy wack 

wack, weak, sucks, lame, etc.
That party was wickidy wack.