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Wibbletron 

A device used to teleport matter from one point to another. Although people dont know it, it actually opens a hole into xen, a land filled with nasty aliens........and people called chimbles
The wibbletron device opened a hole into xen, which wasnt good
Wibbletron by Dan Masters August 4, 2003
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Hank J. Wimbleton 

Hank J. Wimbleton is the suggested protagonist from the internet animation series "Madness Combat". He appeared in every episode but "Marshmallow Madness"; after being killed in Madness Redeemer where Hank came after the sheriff only to be shot in the head by a figure similar to Jesus Christ in "Madness" styled form (This figure is known as Jebus), he was given a second chance to get the Sheriff in Madness Avenger. He killed the Sheriff at the end of the animation only after being literally stabbed in the back by Jebus with a sword, using that sword to cut open the Sheriff and shoot him in the face with a shotgun, which was used to kill Jebus too. In Madness Apotheosis, he is given another chance to live, though he now is bandaged up in the stomach and the head, he seeks to kill another figure, a clown who is being thought to control the remnants of the Sheriff's guards. Hank progresses to the room which holds the clown (Who is given the title "Tricky" because of his similarity to the clown fad name of another series dedicated to a clown named Tricky on Newgrounds) killing dozens of men before Jebus comes back, bandaged badly with a "1337 Crew" agent. Hank decides to go avenge himself but is shot by the agent; he promptly slices the agent's face in half, and attacks Jebus who takes out a Desert Eagle and fires it in Hank's face. Hank survives long enough to release a bomb located somewhere in his clothing or body.
Hank comes back to try and find Tricky (Or perhaps Jebus) after another chance; he has a fight with Jebus on a cliff and goes to the bottom of the ravine to fight some agents - Tricky is in the ground and later he is shot in the face; this causes a message to appear "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED" and Tricky goes even more insane and kills both Jebus and after a fight with Hank, rips his head in half.
Hank then comes back to life where he died with a message to find Tricky "if he can" and is given a pistol next to the message. Hank goes to turn off the Improbability Drive which is taped down when he sees the message "Very good! Now see if you can catch me, sucka!" which a train destroys the building and Hank gets to the front of the train. As he does, it flies into a cliff killing 3 people; Hank ventures to fight Tricky who does kill him but strangely revives him afterwards, and makes him chase him through a building. Hank gets up to Tricky, shooting him with his P90, then slamming his battle axe into his skull and forcing him up in the air while still firing a P90, then drops him down a ravine; Tricky considers it "impossible" and goes into what seems like a demon form of himself and becomes nothing like a madness character.
Hank is said to like volleyball and likes to eat pie. He has no remorse for anything he does.
Hank: ?!!
Guard: > !!!
Hank J. Wimbleton promptly kills him afterwards.
Hank J. Wimbleton by Lard Nar March 5, 2007

Hank J. wimbleton 

The name of the "hero" of Madness combat, and the following episodes by the flash animator Krinkles. His name is revealed in episode 5, "Madness Apotheosis" on a wanted sign.
Hank J. wimbleton is the most badass mofo ever!
Hank J. wimbleton by Jim September 8, 2005

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Hank J. Wimbleton 

The protagonist in Madness Combat who died 7 times! I KNOW!!! He died more than fucking Jesus! If there's a guy who get's the record who died the most time, it's Hank J. Wimbleton. He has also had his body thrown around and has been resurrected again as a giant. Don't worry he didn't die as a giant.
"Hey it's my friend Hank J. Wimbleton!"
"Did he ever tell you about the time he died 7 times.
A Wobbleton is a word used to describe an individual that has characteristics consistent with being a Wobbleton, that being wobbly behaviour.

This can be a result of substance abuse but in most cases this is a reflection of who the individual is as a person and they never change.

Some wobbly symptoms can be: Lying, being tight with money, being lazy, ruining atmosphere or only thinking about ones self.
This term originated in the English county of "Essex", but can be applied to people worldwide, and if you or someone you know has some of these symptoms, you may just be wobblier than a Jelly!
That Nico is a right Wobbleton

"Wobbly" verb used for describing a Wobbleton:
Michael seems rather Wobbly this evening

"Wobble" shorter abbreviation of Wobbleton:
Egh, that Jason was a right Wobble last night.
Wobbleton by KanveyNipper August 24, 2021
A word describing a person who steals claim on other peoples possessions.
Person 1: Muhahahaha this xbox is now mine!!

Person 2: But I bought it!!

Person 1: I don't care its mine >:3

Person 2: Your such a wobbleton
Wobbleton by randomlosonger June 21, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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