Whortex
Whortex by Ninjawives July 17, 2009
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Polar Whortex
Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.
Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.
Polar Whortex by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 2, 2019
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Whortex • Polar Whortex • whorte • whoretex • WhoreX • Whorexcore • whorexic • whorextina • Whorexy • Whortel
WhoreX
An ex-spouse, ex-significant other is caught with the habitual act of infindelity, deception and then lying about it. Making the infididelity act equally as wrong as the lie to try to cover it up when the facts are clear.
When Sara found out that her husband Robert and his friend Chuck were out paying for sex, she drug Robert face down in mud through a nasty divorce. Leaving Robert to be the WhoreX.
WhoreX by Juicy-mf-Johnson October 12, 2010
Jenna Whortega
An hot actress known for playing in the Disney Channel OG series Fuck In The Middle and for Wednesday Addams in her own Netflix spinoff of the Addams Family.
She always bitches around about the Wednesday dance (which went viral on DikTok).
She always bitches around about the Wednesday dance (which went viral on DikTok).
Jenna Whortega by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023
Whorexcore
A teenage girl who insists on using her Myspace to show just how "scene" and "emo" she is by taking multiple pictures of them with immense eye makeup, revealing shirts, and her hands usually in the shape of a peace sign or gun. Her page also consists of her music section including thousands of bands that she has only listened to once in her life and claims to be her "fav", in addition to large amounts of cartoons involving classic depressed phrases and pictures.
A whorexcore girl requested me on Myspace and I immediately messaged her telling her to jump into a pit of syringes.
Whorexcore by Tyler Wall November 6, 2006
whorte
A dirty whore with stds.
whoretex
The theoretical hole that you are sucked into when a girl convinces you to help her do something simply because she is hot.
Girl- Hey Tim, can you kill this man for me?
Tim- Sure, anything for you baby.
Me- Duuuude, don't get sucked into the whoretex!
Tim- Sure, anything for you baby.
Me- Duuuude, don't get sucked into the whoretex!
whoretex by greecesmostwantd November 14, 2009
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