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Whoreturn 

To turn into a whore.

To make advances towards and sleep with multiple people despite being known for one's commitment to monogamy.

Alternatives:

To offer sex manipulatively or to exchange for pay as a last resort option.

Metaphorically speaking, to "kiss ass", to be nice to someone who has an advantage in order to gain something from them.
My ex whoreturned and cheated on me with multiple partners.

I may have to whoreturn to get a special promotion from my boss.
Whoreturn by todaysnews April 2, 2022
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whoretard 

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.
Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.
whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

whorture 

the pain associated with having an emotional connection to a loose woman.

seeing her date so soon after our breakup was pure whorture.

whorture by mentalmagnate March 23, 2009
A small congregation of hookers or equally loose women.
"Don't forget to call me back when you get the whoreton together."
whoreton by ExAnd December 9, 2008

whoretardmeanie 

whoretardmeanie (Adj)

a person place or thing that is all of the following

1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie


Jake and Connery and both whoretardmeanie and like to get in whoretardmeanie fights
whoretardmeanie by whoretardmeanie February 10, 2009

whorecunt 

The dirtiest, nastiest, most disgusting insult someone can be called. While "cunt" is offensive, a whorecunt is much more offensive, as it adds assumed STDs and other festering diseases associated with the private parts of night walkers. May be abbreviated as "W.C."
My sister told my parents about my beer stash. Why does she have to be such a whorecunt?
whorecunt by Tonberry2k December 7, 2006

whorebernation 

A combination of "whore" and "hibernation"; When one suspends one's typical behaviors of whoring around for a period of time, due to physical, practical, emotional or time constraints.
Upon her return from a wild spring break in Cancun, Brittney went back into whorebernation.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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