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Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.
1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!
Whoremonkey by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007

whoremonger

One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.
Joe is such a whoremonger.
whoremonger by Rony February 6, 2003

whoremunger 

1. JaclynJactation.

2. any person that annoys you.

2. substition word for: fag, idot,
retard, dumbass, and JaclynJactation.
jaclynjactation: i love hotfresh!
ashley: you are such a whoremunger.

person 1: have you talked to that
whoremunger lately?
person 2: oh, you mean jaclynjactation?
whoremunger by ashleyyyy January 16, 2008
A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.
Oh my god did you see Brett today? He's got my whoremones all outta whack.
whoremone by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Whoremorale 

A person who always thinks they’re clever and tries to outsmart you but always gets caught
You always spend so much time thinking before you act but your thoughts are stupid and you should just act without thinking first. You’re such a whoremorale
Whoremorale by LickMyLeaps October 18, 2023

whoremole 

Whoremole - noun

1. A person who gives up their human dignity for
material benefit (especially by providing sex for
money or drugs) without admitting to anyone - even
themselves - that they are doing it.

2. A small rodent that dresses up in fishnet and
walks up and down the street turning tricks. A
whoremole frequently works for a pimpbadger.
"Hey I need a fuck but I can't afford a prostitute.
You wanna drive down central and see if we can pick up
a couple of whoremoles?"
whoremole by WhiteOtter April 9, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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