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whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
Look at those whoreknees, mmm!
whoreknee by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007

whormone 

the female hormone that gives a women the desire to become a hooker or such.
whormone by Fluffy McNubNubs April 1, 2008

WhoreMom 

A woman who is single, recently divorced, or currently in a divorce who uses child support funds or alimony from her Ex for such common necessities as alcohol, bar and nightclub visits, or recreational drugs.
That whoremom is bleeding me dry with her scandalous ways.

My Ex-wife is a whoremom and is undoubtably using my child support for vodka!
WhoreMom by WonderMike35 September 29, 2009

Whoremones 

hormones which make you act as a whore
Dang that skank has some serious whoremones
Whoremones by Jayniew January 24, 2009

Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.
1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!
Whoremonkey by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007