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Jesus Whompper 

Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.
That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.
whompp- to brush ones teeth
have you whompped to day?

to have healthy teeth one should whompp at least twice a day.
whompp by anonymous2283 July 28, 2009

Whompp whompp 

the sound of a women making a wholesome food, i.e a delicious sandwich of your choice.
**Male talking to another Male**

I knew Sally was home because i heard 'whompp whompp' coming from the kitchen.
Whompp whompp by twitterhashtag December 10, 2011

whomppus cat 

In pinochle, a fucken awesome hand that will destroy your opponent.
Chris: You fags are going down!

Al: Nah you dumbass I got a fucken whomppus cat!

whompopotamus 

a whompopotamus is someone who will eat all your food and do all your whipits and fall asleep on the toilet
Levi is such a whompopotamus .

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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