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Whitling

To masturbate furiously and compulsively to the point of despondent self-loathing and general hatred of the world.
Watching LeBron James leave the Miami Heat causes David to tearfully whitling for several days.
by TheRealBandit September 17, 2020
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Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.
Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.
by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019
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whistling skinflaps

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.
I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.
by WKid May 24, 2006
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Whistling Busker

Hiring a prostitute to whistle 'Rivers of Babylon' up a mans anus, whilst jiggling his balls like a coin bag.
"Sex or Blow Job, love?"

"I'll take a 'Whistling Busker' please."
by The Whistling Busker December 15, 2012
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Whistling Through The Wheat Field

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.
The old man's whistling through the wheat field.
by vahnx May 8, 2009
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Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..
Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
by Croatalin April 26, 2014
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WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ

WHEN A LATIN GUY GIVES YOU A HAND JOB WHILE WHISTLING SALSA MUSIC
DURING MY CRUISE TO ENSENADA MY WAITER OFFERED ME ME A WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ
by JAILWILLY August 21, 2011
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