whitetard 

a term used in anger toward a person of caucasian descent that acts in a very stupid manner; a mash-up of white and retard

My whitetard roommate puked in a crockpot and left it in the living room for two whole days.

whitetard by Mary Jo Wanna August 1, 2008

Whitetard 

A whitetard is someone who likes any kind of sound, music or melody made by Jack White.
Even if the songs or music are bad or strange a whitetard will always thinks that this is very good.

- Dude, I love that latest CD from the Dead Weather...

- I know man you are a whitetard anyway.

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- Hey Franky, will you go see the next concert of the Raconteurs at the Tweet Center?

- Of course Harry... you know I am a whitetard.

Whitetard by jimmipage May 21, 2010

whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.

Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...

whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017

Whitetrashistan 

the republic if Whitetrashistan was established with the opening of the first trailer park in 1889. Whitetrashistan predominately includes the Southern region of the United States but has not yet been recognized as a true nation.

The gross national product is $12/hour when the wives are working hard on the corner. Although they claim to share the common English language with Americans, their speech is incoherent.

The dying words of every citizen are, "watch this!"

You are your mother's uncle.

Whitetrashistan by Rick James Bitch February 2, 2005

Whitebeard 

Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.

Did I mention he can start earthquakes?

Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!

Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.

Whitebeard: GURA GURA!

Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009

whoretard 

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.

Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.

whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

Whitebeard 

Very powerful man from One Piece who ironically does not have a white beard, nor did he ever.

Me: Whitebeard has a noticeable mustache but... Oh my god. He doesn't have a white beard!

Whitebeard by SirLongJohn March 30, 2013