Whiteheem

When a black person says something extremely white out of nowhere he is referred to as this.

"Pushin the p" is the most whitest thing youve ever said, Raheem. That makes you such a Whiteheem.

by ShongivesyouanL January 19, 2022

whitehead

To pull out of an engagement, usually at the last minute, after initiating the event in the first place. To renege on a social agreement.

Steve got up a kayaking trip for today, but he called late last night and whiteheaded us.

by jfl5 November 19, 2011

Whiteheadism

Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.

"Dude, that was such a Whiteheadism

by Frommie lad! March 17, 2008

Whitehead

When someone stands next to you while your picture is taken, then uses it as an implied endorsement in their political campaign. Can also be done with business cards, articles of clothing, your car and pets.

A phrase made popular in the 2020 Kootenai County, Idaho Sheriff election.

Be careful of even appearing in the same photo as him, he will Whitehead you on his Facebook page.
"WTF, why did you Whitehead me?" "Well I thought you was endorsin' me"

by Puffythecop September 28, 2019

Whitekeeper

A person that mainly goes for people of caucasian descent. They collect the white people for themselves, hence a white keeper.

"He's talking to ANOTHER white boy? Ugh Keanu is such a whitekeeper."

"His name is Casey? There goes the whitekeeper again."

by Trafy January 29, 2018

Sam Whitehead

sam whitehead is gay who walks around with a gay pride flag looking to nonce on any emos who slit their wrists

Sam Whitehead hid the emos in basement today

by James&Dibs June 25, 2021

Sam Whitehead

SLENDER BENDER

Sam Whitehead is a SLENDER BENDER who deepthroats little kids

by James&Dibs June 25, 2021