Bender

Term used to describe a time span of over a couple days where you get extremely drunk or high and are too shitfaced to remember the events that occurred within that time period. You have to be wearing the same clothes you were before you started the bender or else it's not considered one.

We decided to go on a bender.

by Ghostboii October 27, 2019

Bender

A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.

"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"

by OB August 24, 2005

bender

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.

1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

by AJ Barrow July 15, 2008

bender

A hockey player who is really bad, usually has skates that bend at the ankles, so the player cant skate.

Derek is such a bender...look at those skates he cant even skate!!!!!!

by Cajanek August 29, 2006

Bender

An event marked by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, the use of illegal drugs, slut spirals, loss of memory, and various other inappropriate life decisions, lasting anywhere from a few days to a few weeks.

Jill slept with 3 guys last weekend ... all while she was blackout drunk. I think she was on a bender.

by Marissa508 August 21, 2008

Bender

1: (UK and Ireland) A Homosexual male

2: Insulting phrase; derogatory term.

"they called him Ye bender Ye bender; Bender being a derogatry term fer Faggot" - Thomas 'The Tanker' Smythe

by Miskellybones January 22, 2010

Bender

A kick ass robot on Futurama who smokes, drinks, and steals with style. He has a dream of killing all humans. His full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez/ Bending Unit 22. His best friend is Fry and he loves turtles because they remind him of himself.

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" (it is BITE my shiny metal ass. Many people think that it is KISS my shiny metal ass, but it's not and they can go screw themselves!)

by Fluffy_the_insane_kitten August 21, 2005