Whiteheadist

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A guy who has done everything sexually and enjoys big boobs and a trailer park ass. This person doesn't care how expensive things are when he goes on rampages breaking things. He likes a purple football team because he is gay like Barney. Enjoys throwing up on others peoples "carpets", being tucked into bed by a guy and then waking up naked the next day. Being good at basketball and ping pong he is good with balls of all sizes. Also enjoys sitting in his car that gets shitty gas mileage when his friend is in the "clinic" for an hour and a half.

You know your a Whiteheadist when you have videos of you being high on itunes right above your own homemade porn.

You also know your a Whiteheadist when you can only grow a goatee.

Whiteheadist by Good Driver Discount December 15, 2010

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Whiteheadism

Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.

"Dude, that was such a Whiteheadism

Whiteheadism by Frommie lad! March 17, 2008

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

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Dotard

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

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