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well alrighty my whitey 

Honkeyfied version of 'fo shigga my nigga.'

To sarcastically pretend to agree with someone of Caucasian background over a frivolous issue that is made out to be a serious life issue.
Whitey 1. I started out using an Android phone then switched to the iPhone thinking it would put me in a higher class. But after a few months I realized people using iPhones were no better than Android users so I switched back. Now I feel much better about myself and feel that I've gained back my life.

Whitey 2. Well alrighty my whitey.

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here 

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

Whitesell Worthy 

A pun so hilarious and or stupid that even Mr. Dave Whitesell himself would say. Garrenteed to get a pity laugh.
"Enough of this bolshevicks, stop stalin!" -Boy
"Oh that is a whitesell worthy quote!"-Girl
Whitesell Worthy by Scuppers11 November 15, 2011

whitewall 

to fill a bong's chamber completely with smoke while the bowl still has a ways to burn before snapping it. A true feat if smoking froma multiple chamber bong.
dude jordan whitewalled the double-chamber! his ass is gonna choke fer sure
whitewall by eson December 16, 2003

whitewalling 

Immediately removing all traces of likes, comments, and other junk from your Facebook wall so that people you're "friends" with (95 percent of whom you dislike and just have to accept to maintain decorum in work and family relationships) can't track you, judge you, know anything about who you are or what you are doing or who's involved in your life.
Whitewalling allows Roger to maintain control over his online identity.
whitewalling by Tre33333 November 16, 2010

whitewall 

A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.
Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.
whitewall by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005