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White tea 

A white tea is a normal cuppa. With a slight substitution. Instead of putting the milk in, the male will ejaculate into the tea. They will give this to their partner without them knowing.
You should have seen that white tea I gave her, she drunk it all.

She couldn't even make it past the first gulp with that white tea .

took me ages to make that white tea. Burnt my nob making it.
White tea by Dan the dragon July 24, 2017
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black white tea

White tea brewed in water without milk; proposed term to clearly distinguish it from “white tea with milk.”
“Please bring me a cup of black white tea — just white tea leaves in water, no milk.”
black white tea by anony_thunder October 31, 2025

white tears 

"Man, I saw this girl take a huge facial in this porn, she had tons of white tears"
white tears by Pewts September 16, 2015

white tears 

I think it could be a synonym for cum, stored in some kind of case, maybe a sock.
There's her hand now on the cock sock
Filled with white tears from the thrift store

from the song "Carolina" by Adam Green

white tears 

1) It means semen, typically used by a cum whore or a cum slut.

2) An attempt to make fun of white people by those who don't know what the term actually means.
1) Monique loves when a guy puts his white tears on her face. She even has an "I love white tears" mug.

2) After receiving criticism for saying "white people should all die," Professor Rhimes said she loved all the "white tears" she was getting. Everyone started laughing and upon finding out the true meaning of the term, she left the classroom.
white tears by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017

White tears 

An euphemism for semen (see unicorn tears/male tears). Usually used by idiots who think they're making fun of white people (see reverse racism)
Self righteous cunt: And I yelled at that guy Sanders while wearing my "sipping on white tears" shirt.
Voice of reason: You know that means cum, right?
White tears by Narushima September 14, 2015

crying the white tears of love 

A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.
I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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