Definitions by rc55

U-Bend Acrobat 

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

U-Bend Acrobat by rc55 April 16, 2006

sexy piss 

Male Ejaculate; a phrase coined from the popular UK television programme "Bo Selecta".

"Oh, she's so fine, she make me do a sexy piss!"

sexy piss by rc55 November 18, 2004

qunt 

An alternative spelling for "cunt", great for those times of chatroom moderation.

You fat Qunt!

qunt by rc55 March 8, 2004

qir 

Alternate spelling for queer. Meaning gay.

You are a bit qir!

qir by rc55 March 8, 2004

brown love 

The giving and receiving of phallic anal penetration for means of sexual enlightenment.

Brown love is a curious thing, make a one man weep, make another man sing! (Sung to The Power Of Love by Huey Lewis and The News).

brown love by rc55 March 6, 2004

crying the white tears of love 

A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.

I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!

crying the white tears of love by rc55 March 5, 2004