White Album 

The Beatles' best album!

Guy: Hey, do you like the White Album?
Girl: Of course.

White Album by Zack August 6, 2004

The White Album 

The most commonly used term for The Beatles' ninth studio album, self-named, "The BEATLES." The BEATLES is, quite literally, the greatest album ever released. The cover depicts no graphics, no background, only the words, "The BEATLES," slightly raised, embossed, in the bottom right at a very slight angle. The album consists of Two discs.
The first side holds the tracks:

Back In The U.S.S.R
Dear Prudence

Glass Onion
Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
Wild Honey Pie
The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill
While My Guitar Gently Weeps (Harrison-Clapton)
Happiness Is A Warm Gun (Lennon)
**Side Two**
Martha My Dear

I'm So Tired
Blackbird
Piggies (Harrison)
Rocky Raccoon
Don't Pass Me By (Starr)
Why Don't We Do It In The Road
I Will
Julia
**Side Three (Disc 2)**
Birthday
Yer Blues
Mother Nature's Son
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey
Sexy Sadie
Helter Skelter
Long, Long, Long (Harrison)
**Side 4**
Revolution 1
Honey Pie
Savoy Truffle (Harrison)
Cry Baby Cry
Revolution 9**
Good Night (Starr)

**Revolution 9 is an avant garde piece created by John, the other three fought desperately to keep the track off of the album. This piece is described by many as, eerie, disturbing, not musical, hiding a secret, and even evil, or scary.

The BEATLES was marked as the tenth greatest album of all time in the Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Albums of all time.

"Hey dude, have you ever heard The White Album?"
"You have no idea just how much that album means to me"
"Eh, I don't know, I think Sgt. Pepper was better."
"You must have heard the wrong White Album my friend, come with me..."

The White Album by Thatguywhomyouvenevermetbefore February 3, 2010

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023