It is the greatest game ever. You sit in a bumper car but instead of a steering wheel there is a pole between your legs that you spin in circles. You have a hi-ly like scooper and you attempt to through a wiffle ball into grapefruit size hole on a basket ball hole. You are not allowed to exit the cart due to the possible chance of electrocution. The score often ends up being 0-0 and you just run into each other but its still super fun. Imagine quidditch on meth
Fuck this shit! Who came up with whirlyball any way?
by Wirlyball Man May 6, 2010
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