whirlyball 

It is the greatest game ever. You sit in a bumper car but instead of a steering wheel there is a pole between your legs that you spin in circles. You have a hi-ly like scooper and you attempt to through a wiffle ball into grapefruit size hole on a basket ball hole. You are not allowed to exit the cart due to the possible chance of electrocution. The score often ends up being 0-0 and you just run into each other but its still super fun. Imagine quidditch on meth

Fuck this shit! Who came up with whirlyball any way?

whirlyball by Wirlyball Man May 5, 2010

Whirlyball 1 

Literally any girl at whirlyball that isn’t sloppy fat that you would

She a whirlyball 1

Whirlyball 1 by Poopslurpwhirly April 7, 2025

whiteyball 

Whiteyball was term used in the 1980's to descibe the kind of baseball played by the St. Louis Cardinals and their manager Whitey Herzog. It was characterized by speedy base running, defensive fundamentals, a penchant for pinch hitting, a very intricate use of middle relievers and lack of power hitting. The team was built for speed instead of power because of the enormous size of the playing field at the old Busch Memorial stadium. The team won one World Series and three penants under Whitey Herzog. The team was always at the top of the statistics for stolen bases, earned run average, runs batted in and saves, but were at the bottom for home runs. The object was to manufacture runs by speed and sacrifices then hold the lead for their closing pitchers, Bruce Sutter or Todd Worrell.

The 1982 World Series featured "Whiteyball" vs "Harvey's Wallbangers".

whiteyball by Joe Kritchell May 9, 2008