The action of grabbing your penis at the base and rapidly swinging it in a clockwise motion
Jhef woke up and gave me the whirly bird.
by Scott May 30, 2003
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the manner of spinning around with no idea of what you are doing while trying to give the impression you have complete control of the situation
Look at the Wart spinning around like a whirly bird. He has no idea what he is doing but is acting like he has full control.
by the warty wart March 30, 2015
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Rounding ones tongue in a clockwise motion around anothers asshole.
Babe, get over here for a whirly bird
by rachel765 October 13, 2009
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The action of pulling off a used condom after sexual intercourse and spinning it in a propeller-like motion, and then proceeding to slap one's partner across the face with it (likely breaking the condom and spewing its contents across his/her face.)
Yo Louis you shoulda seen it last night man, after we finished banging we fell asleep, and I woke her up the next day with a whirly bird. It was Epic!
by Clamp Norris May 27, 2010
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The act of picking someone up with two hands, and spinning them in circles over your head. Often used by the staff at WMBC to inappropriately touch campers.
Mustache Bandit: Nice shot Alex! Meet me in the third bathroom stall in five minutes!
Alex: Yipee! Time for a Whirly Bird!

Randy: Will gave me a great Whirly Bird the other day!
by Ricky Rimmer July 17, 2010
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While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)
Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.

Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
by BYAAAHHHH July 01, 2010
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