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Willy D is the final form of Oily Doyley. When all his hair has ceased being oily he proceeds to be reborn as Willy D himself.
No way it's Willy D!
Willy D by Doyle Stan 01 March 16, 2022

Willy D. 

You call someone a Willy D. when all other insults have been exhausted. This one is very vile and should only be used as a last resort. To use this term in a derogutory sense is to combine the words poser, misfit, wannabe, friggin annoying bitch, ego-tripper, mr. arrogant, fugly, stalkerish, conceited, perverted, obsessive, and all and all creepy. So if you know someone who fits all the above, and just can't take a hint, don't hesitate to refer to them as a Willy D.
Omg that guy is so perverted! Janet, I'm sorry he's so obsessed with you... I swear he's gonna kill someone someday... he's such a weird, wannabe, freak... what a Willy D.
Willy D. by StraightFlamer April 8, 2005

Willy Wonka'd 

When there's only one place to sleep with many people that you lay like Charlie's grandparents from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
"We went back to his place after the party but there were so many of us, we Willy Wonka'd".

"After the foursome, we Willy Wonka'd".
Willy Wonka'd by Hannah T! February 7, 2012
Having sex with a pre op trans woman with thick legs with a mouth full of popcorn
Talking to a baddie at the club asked her if she wanted to try out a d-Willy
D-Willy by Geneyev April 12, 2024

willy drool 

willy drool, (derived from willy spit

is basically pre-cum clear not full sperm, not shooting out, yet just sliding or slipping out
ugh yeah bitch, drink my willy drool

guh, its so warm.
willy drool by Dus10 January 16, 2008

willy dip 

It’s is a sexual action involving a penis and double dip sherbet.

It’s where you lick the tip or the penis to make it moist and dip it in double dip sherbet and lick it off.
Boyfriend: can we do anal please?

Girlfriend:no I would much rather give you a willy dip.
Boyfriend: OHHHHH sexy time
willy dip by 13inch October 27, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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