BillyGoat's definitions

Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

diabetabeer

any beer of canadian or scandinavian origin that is over 8 perecent

black label supreme, maudite, faxe.
"fuck i drank so many diabetabeers last night i can't stop pissing."

by billygoat September 17, 2006

coniption

To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger

My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

walnut ass

1. The ass of a female so tight that you believe you could crack walnuts on it.

Wow...If that chick doesn't have a walnut ass I've never seen one before.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

tardo

Similar to wordretard/word. A word conglomeration /word of a retard and an wordidiot/word.

Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

slimaholic

Aaryn and Kj

There go Aaryn and Kj. Slimaholics

by Billygoat January 11, 2023