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Your Biological parents, or care takers.

Mom and Pop.
The Damn rents are home this weekend so the party can't be here.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

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1. Currency, Money, Lizard Skins, Green backs.
Hey I think we can get some bread from my rents to buy beer for the party this weekend.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

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1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.
Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

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1. The ass of a female so tight that you believe you could crack walnuts on it.
Wow...If that chick doesn't have a walnut ass I've never seen one before.
by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

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What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob
Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.
by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

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1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.
Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

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Commonly used on the Bevis and Butthead tv show. See bitch
I need TP for my bunghole beoch!
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

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