BillyGoat's definitions

carpet

1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.

Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.

by BillyGoat January 18, 2007

walnut ass

1. The ass of a female so tight that you believe you could crack walnuts on it.

Wow...If that chick doesn't have a walnut ass I've never seen one before.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

Naffie

The bisexual guy version of Aphrodite. He is full of many talents and special in so many ways. He expresses this creatively vibrantly hoisting himself to the whole world. He's the nicest person you could meet but will punch your jaw out of socket if your hurt him on a pressing matter such as loved ones or things. He is very jittery sometimes and doesn't always take compliments fully to heart but he is the most special person on earth. If you have a naffie don't ruin his trust. If you do this you'll have a diamond rather than some stupid piece of disposable glass.

Damn Naffie sure is working it on the dance floor.

I know I should have respected him more and maybe he'd be dancing in my pants instead.

by Billygoat April 11, 2012

rents

Your Biological parents, or care takers.

Mom and Pop.

The Damn rents are home this weekend so the party can't be here.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

beoch

Commonly used on the Bevis and Butthead tv show. See bitch

I need TP for my bunghole beoch!

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

tardo

Similar to wordretard/word. A word conglomeration /word of a retard and an wordidiot/word.

Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Salomi Sling

1. See condom

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002