Wheezin The Juice 

When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don't you wish you could just drink from the tap?

This is where "Wheezin The Juice" comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person's awaiting mouth.

Me: Dude, I'm kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.
Me: I broke brahski
Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-

Wheezin The Juice by ZOMGZ T3H BOMBERMANz December 6, 2009

weezin' the juice 

The act of drinking a 'slurpee' or 'ICEE' product, directly from the it's tap.

Stoney and Link went to the 7/11, but were kicked out when they were caught weezin' the juice.

weezin' the juice by The crustiest vato you've ever witnessed July 2, 2006

wheezing the juice 

sticking your head under a soda fountain machine and drinking from it

Bubba liked Mountain Dew so much he got caught wheezing the juice at the 7 eleven and was kicked out of the store!

wheezing the juice by JDoggggggggggggg October 16, 2006

wheezing the juice 

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.

Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!

wheezing the juice by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009

Weezin the Juice 

You still squeez the jucie, juicy here.

Coined from the movie Iniceno man w/ Polly Shores.

Dude if that turd is stuck sqeeze the juice and get it out!

Your still Weezin the juice like an old school cave dweller man. How's you english? Mine sucks!

Weezin the Juice by EmphasisOnthePLSNowPart May 23, 2010