Actually driving your SUV in the environment it was designed for: OFF-FUCKING-ROAD!!! Like those of us who bought our Jeep Wranglers to---oh-my-god--- go four-wheeling!!! Unlike the metrosexual wannabe dickheads that think offroading is what they do in mall parking lots with speedbumps.
Buddy #1: "Watcha doin' later?
Buddy #2: "Thought I'd go 'wheelin' up the canyon for the day..."
Buddy #1: "Cool...gonna take the Renegade or the Quads?"
Buddy #2: "Gonna take 'em all"!!!
Backwoods incestuous rednecks drinking PBR and driving their 1980-something shitboxes through the most "hardcore" terrain on the face of planet. Then proclaiming their self-righteousness over the internet like true badasses.
golly jeb, i gots me a new sumbitchin chevy wit sum swampers on it for wheeling. i hids it behind mah trailer so my wife (sister) dont see it and gets to hollerin at me again for wastin money.