Somebody (especially Dylan), who cries about everything (such as sleeping with a clap infested whore) because he was born with a vagina instead of a penis.
Dylan, the sandy pearl making wheezin' vagina, was crying the other night because his menstral period hit, all of a sudden, and he realized all women despise men with vaginas.
by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005
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