Wheezin' 

v. Any form of pursuit of an interest in a person of the opposite gender. Wheezin' can include anything from casual flirting to serious dating, and can involve such activities as texting, talking, hanging out, dating, or even simple nonverbal gestures that portray an attraction.

Look up "Wheezin" by Whiteboy Recordz on YouTube for a better description.

"Dude, who was that chick you were wheezin on at that party?"

"Yo, I'm gonna go get my wheeze on!"

"Man, those two are wheezin' hard!"

A girl walks by and smiles at a guy, showing obvious interest. The guy might turn to his friends and say "I'm wheezin!"

Wheezin' by D-Ricka January 29, 2010

Wheezin The Juice 

When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don't you wish you could just drink from the tap?

This is where "Wheezin The Juice" comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person's awaiting mouth.

Me: Dude, I'm kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.
Me: I broke brahski
Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-

Wheezin The Juice by ZOMGZ T3H BOMBERMANz December 6, 2009

Wheezin' Vagina 

Somebody (especially Dylan), who cries about everything (such as sleeping with a clap infested whore) because he was born with a vagina instead of a penis.

Dylan, the sandy pearl making wheezin' vagina, was crying the other night because his menstral period hit, all of a sudden, and he realized all women despise men with vaginas.

Wheezin' Vagina by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005

Wheezin' Butslackz 

Skanky ass ho who pisses outta her ass because her pussy is filled up with dick and sigarettes

Guy (to girl): Hey, ever hhad Wheezin' Bitslacks?

Girl: No, I only get raped analy

Wheezin' Butslackz by Robin December 10, 2003

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN 

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

Wheein 

Wheein is a vocalist and dancer from the Korean girl group Mamamoo. Her voice is smooth like honey and she can hit notes higher than heaven and harmonize better than angels. She is also absolutely adorable and serves looks on a daily basis.

Person 1: Did you see Mamamoo's latest performance?
Person 2: Yeah, I loved Wheein.

Person 1: I guess once you Whee-in you can't Whee-out can you?

Wheein by jungwi August 21, 2019

Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016