v. Any form of pursuit of an interest in a person of the opposite gender. Wheezin' can include anything from casual flirting to serious dating, and can involve such activities as texting, talking, hanging out, dating, or even simple nonverbal gestures that portray an attraction.

Look up "Wheezin" by Whiteboy Recordz on YouTube for a better description.
"Dude, who was that chick you were wheezin on at that party?"

"Yo, I'm gonna go get my wheeze on!"

"Man, those two are wheezin' hard!"

A girl walks by and smiles at a guy, showing obvious interest. The guy might turn to his friends and say "I'm wheezin!"
by D-Ricka January 29, 2010
Get the Wheezin' mug.
When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don't you wish you could just drink from the tap?

This is where "Wheezin The Juice" comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person's awaiting mouth.
Me: Dude, I'm kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.
Me: I broke brahski
Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-
by ZOMGZ T3H BOMBERMANz December 6, 2009
Get the Wheezin The Juice mug.
Somebody (especially Dylan), who cries about everything (such as sleeping with a clap infested whore) because he was born with a vagina instead of a penis.
Dylan, the sandy pearl making wheezin' vagina, was crying the other night because his menstral period hit, all of a sudden, and he realized all women despise men with vaginas.
by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005
Get the Wheezin' Vagina mug.
Skanky ass ho who pisses outta her ass because her pussy is filled up with dick and sigarettes
Guy (to girl): Hey, ever hhad Wheezin' Bitslacks?

Girl: No, I only get raped analy
by Robin December 10, 2003
Get the Wheezin' Butslackz mug.
When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
Get the MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN mug.