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Mike wheeler 

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.
If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler
Mike wheeler by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

Joey Wheeler 

One of the characters in the show Yugioh.

The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.

Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.

Also famous for his unique speeches.
"When the barber cut your hair, did he plug out some of your brain too?" --- Joey Wheeler
Joey Wheeler by Melvin32091111 October 19, 2009

Water wheeled 

Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
Water wheeled by Rjb4cards April 15, 2021

wellered 

foursome. 3 dudes, one slut. one in the ass, mouth, and hand. no vag. super raunch
those dudes just wellered that hoe
wellered by this is too funny March 25, 2010

Mike Wheeler 

gayer than a gay goose at a gay geese pride parade
Mike Wheeler by byler.is.real July 26, 2022

wheeler black 

the darkest black color there is. it's even darker than the vanta black.
professor physicist John A. Wheeler, coined the word black hole therefore the blackest of all black colors should be named after him as the wheeler black, right?
wheeler black by kelamist May 25, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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