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Wheezy Waiter 

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
It's time for a Wheezy Waiter clip.
Subscribe to Wheezy Waiter.
Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
Wheezy Waiter by martha_s February 6, 2010
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b-wheezy 

a wigger. A white guy who thinks he is black
Yo, look at b-wheezy over there hanging around the ghetto. He aint got no business there.
b-wheezy by rdsxfan January 10, 2007

Wheezy Windex 

A big booty ass hoe who will fuck you right and not be tight
Did you see that Wheezy Windex she gotta a big booty and is ready to get it moving 😜
Wheezy Windex by 😂Bitch July 11, 2018

young wheezy 

Someone who looks very promising but ends up being a HUGE disappointment
"Yeah he was super hot but we hung out and he was SUCH a young wheezy"
young wheezy by Madsoki February 14, 2017

Wheezy Dozen 

A Wheezy Dozen is a form of measurement. A Wheezy Dozen equals one. This term was created by Wheezy Waiter, a popular content creator on YouTube.

Sort of similar to the form of measurement known as a baker's dozen, except a baker's dozen equals 13, whereas a Wheezy Dozen equals 1.
I did videos for one whole month. That's a Wheezy Dozen.
Wheezy Dozen by martha_s February 17, 2010

Fort Wheezy 

Nickname for Fort Wayne, Indiana based on the stench of the three rivers that run through the downtown area.
Are you staying on campus this weekend or going back to Fort Wheezy?
Fort Wheezy by Sammer of the goods February 18, 2011
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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