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Whateven 

Not even close, ridiculous, surprising, the feeling when your parents randomly buy you a car and at the same time put your new puppy in the car too and peed
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WHATEVEN 

IT'S A WORD! IT'S LIKE WHEN SOMETHING RIDICULOUS HAPPENS AND YOU ARE LIKE WHATEVEN! IT IS LIKE SAYING THAT IS COMPLETELY UNEVEN TO A POINT AND IT IS LIKE WTF. IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO BE SUPRISED. MY FAMILY IS LIKE IT IS NOT A WORD AND THEY MESS AROUND WITH ME GIVING EXAMPLES OF HOW IT MIGHT BE USED. My Family "So if someone came in this house and flipped my nacho's then I say," Everybody in the room yells "WHATEVEN." Why is everyone in the world like whateven is whateven.
WHATEVEN ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FLUFFY SANDLES PUPPY!
ROBOT: WHATEVEN IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE..... OTHER ROBOTS; LET'S JUST KEEP TRYING THE CAPTCHA
WHATEVEN IS TAXES......GOVERNMENT REP: I KILL YOU!!!!!
WHATEVEN IS THE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN SMOKING TABACO AND WEED........HOTLINES: CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET.
WHATEVEN IS SPECIAL ABOUT SPECIAL K CERIAL......MAN WITH GIANT SPOON: BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY WRITE AN GRAMMY/GOLDEN GLOBE/KID CHOICE/MTV/OSCAR SPEECH ON THE BACK OF THIER CERIAL BOXES YOU KNOW THEY ARE MORETHAN SPECIAL K THEY ARE SPECIAL DISPLAY OF WHAT LIFE IS MEANT TO BE. HOW DARE YOU (KOREAN MADE KARATE/JUJITSU/KUNGFU KICK!!!!!! TO FACE)
WHATEVEN by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

National give your kid whatever day 

You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.
“Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”

national give your kids whatever they want day 

Parents have to give their kids whatever they want
Mom today is national give your kids whatever they want day! It’s September 16

to whatever end 

Until the end; no matter the circumstances; forever
I will be by your side to whatever end...

whatever squared  

An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.
Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.

whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .

Whatever 

Indifference to what a person is saying! Who cares!;Get a Life!
Sam: I am the best in Math because I keep getting straight

A's!

Greg: Whatever!
Whatever by ecs25858 December 29, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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