Whateven 

Not even close, ridiculous, surprising, the feeling when your parents randomly buy you a car and at the same time put your new puppy in the car too and peed

LIKE whateven

Whateven by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 13, 2018

WHATEVEN 

IT'S A WORD! IT'S LIKE WHEN SOMETHING RIDICULOUS HAPPENS AND YOU ARE LIKE WHATEVEN! IT IS LIKE SAYING THAT IS COMPLETELY UNEVEN TO A POINT AND IT IS LIKE WTF. IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO BE SUPRISED. MY FAMILY IS LIKE IT IS NOT A WORD AND THEY MESS AROUND WITH ME GIVING EXAMPLES OF HOW IT MIGHT BE USED. My Family "So if someone came in this house and flipped my nacho's then I say," Everybody in the room yells "WHATEVEN." Why is everyone in the world like whateven is whateven.

WHATEVEN ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FLUFFY SANDLES PUPPY!
ROBOT: WHATEVEN IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE..... OTHER ROBOTS; LET'S JUST KEEP TRYING THE CAPTCHA
WHATEVEN IS TAXES......GOVERNMENT REP: I KILL YOU!!!!!
WHATEVEN IS THE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN SMOKING TABACO AND WEED........HOTLINES: CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET.
WHATEVEN IS SPECIAL ABOUT SPECIAL K CERIAL......MAN WITH GIANT SPOON: BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY WRITE AN GRAMMY/GOLDEN GLOBE/KID CHOICE/MTV/OSCAR SPEECH ON THE BACK OF THIER CERIAL BOXES YOU KNOW THEY ARE MORETHAN SPECIAL K THEY ARE SPECIAL DISPLAY OF WHAT LIFE IS MEANT TO BE. HOW DARE YOU (KOREAN MADE KARATE/JUJITSU/KUNGFU KICK!!!!!! TO FACE)

WHATEVEN by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

National give your kid whatever day 

You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.

“Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”

National give your kid whatever day by CupidXOXOXOXO August 19, 2021

national give your kids whatever they want day 

Parents have to give their kids whatever they want

Mom today is national give your kids whatever they want day! It’s September 16

national give your kids whatever they want day by Liahhk August 3, 2023

to whatever end 

Until the end; no matter the circumstances; forever

I will be by your side to whatever end...

to whatever end by Krystal_King May 24, 2018

whatever squared  

An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.

Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.

whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .

whatever squared by pantyteamaster April 11, 2009

Whatever 

Indifference to what a person is saying! Who cares!;Get a Life!

Sam: I am the best in Math because I keep getting straight

A's!

Greg: Whatever!

Whatever by ecs25858 December 29, 2010