Not even close, ridiculous, surprising, the feeling when your parents randomly buy you a car and at the same time put your new puppy in the car too and peed
LIKE whateven
by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 14, 2018
IT'S A WORD! IT'S LIKE WHEN SOMETHING RIDICULOUS HAPPENS AND YOU ARE LIKE WHATEVEN! IT IS LIKE SAYING THAT IS COMPLETELY UNEVEN TO A POINT AND IT IS LIKE WTF. IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO BE SUPRISED. MY FAMILY IS LIKE IT IS NOT A WORD AND THEY MESS AROUND WITH ME GIVING EXAMPLES OF HOW IT MIGHT BE USED. My Family "So if someone came in this house and flipped my nacho's then I say," Everybody in the room yells "WHATEVEN." Why is everyone in the world like whateven is whateven.
WHATEVEN ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FLUFFY SANDLES PUPPY!
ROBOT: WHATEVEN IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE..... OTHER ROBOTS; LET'S JUST KEEP TRYING THE CAPTCHA
WHATEVEN IS TAXES......GOVERNMENT REP: I KILL YOU!!!!!
WHATEVEN IS THE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN SMOKING TABACO AND WEED........HOTLINES: CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET.
WHATEVEN IS SPECIAL ABOUT SPECIAL K CERIAL......MAN WITH GIANT SPOON: BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY WRITE AN GRAMMY/GOLDEN GLOBE/KID CHOICE/MTV/OSCAR SPEECH ON THE BACK OF THIER CERIAL BOXES YOU KNOW THEY ARE MORETHAN SPECIAL K THEY ARE SPECIAL DISPLAY OF WHAT LIFE IS MEANT TO BE. HOW DARE YOU (KOREAN MADE KARATE/JUJITSU/KUNGFU KICK!!!!!! TO FACE)
ROBOT: WHATEVEN IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE..... OTHER ROBOTS; LET'S JUST KEEP TRYING THE CAPTCHA
WHATEVEN IS TAXES......GOVERNMENT REP: I KILL YOU!!!!!
WHATEVEN IS THE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN SMOKING TABACO AND WEED........HOTLINES: CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET.
WHATEVEN IS SPECIAL ABOUT SPECIAL K CERIAL......MAN WITH GIANT SPOON: BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY WRITE AN GRAMMY/GOLDEN GLOBE/KID CHOICE/MTV/OSCAR SPEECH ON THE BACK OF THIER CERIAL BOXES YOU KNOW THEY ARE MORETHAN SPECIAL K THEY ARE SPECIAL DISPLAY OF WHAT LIFE IS MEANT TO BE. HOW DARE YOU (KOREAN MADE KARATE/JUJITSU/KUNGFU KICK!!!!!! TO FACE)
by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021