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yea, whates, that's just how I roll MOFO
Whates by boxheadman January 16, 2009
Words you can keep

whats-a-dick 

A name for a guy who's name you can't remember. Similar to whats-his-nuts.
hoodrat1: Aye, remember when Keisha and whats-a-dick was fuckin' behind the bleachers?
hoodrat2: Oh yeah girl, and she still tried to act like she wasn't a stank ho.
whats-a-dick by coldheart7 June 29, 2010

whatsapp 

Messaging app for people having affairs. Used in conjunction with Words with Friends

Whatsapp lets you chat to your whore without being seen to be online.
Sharon, the homewrecking whore, uses whatsapp to chat to her 'married boyfriend.

His wife will never know
whatsapp by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Whatsapp University

The international institution that many boomers graduated from which they studied the arts of fake news and its distribution within the communication network to their loved ones and others.
"Mum sent another fake news article about onions disinfecting rooms of coronavirus, Whatsapp University back at it again."

National give your kid whatever day 

You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.
“Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats her name 

"Whats her name?" or just "Name?" for short. Is the question asked under every porn video on the internet. The question we ask ourselves is this " is this guys fap so good he cant read the title"?. In society knowing a girls name is only important to her, A man doesn't need this information to survive. But in porn-life her name is truly everything and without it, a fap will end in disappointment if it ever ends at all.
Damn That Ass Is Ripe......NAME?

WHATS HER NAME?
whats her name by Googlefaps.com October 4, 2018
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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