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whaleshark

one of the only vegiarian sharks it's pimpin cause it can swallow you whole
whaleshark duh the whaleshark will eat you man!!!!!
by lizard0004 February 6, 2008
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whale shark triggered

Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish
by Whale shark triggered September 30, 2017
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Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.
by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022
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Wallshark

A tenticle-like creature which has a proclivity to violate the rectal region of humans. It has the twin abilities of being able to sense the human butt from long range and the ability of burrowing straight through solid walls made of any material. Very dangerous, but not lethal, the wallshark is able to find anyone anywhere and summarily violate their bottom. The only way to sense their presence is by using advanced precocknition.

There are many variations of wallshark, including the thick and dangerous Euopean, the tiny, but numerous Asian, and the long living African type. With modern trade, it has become very simple for these types to migrate and interbreed. One day we will shall have a super wallshark on our hands with no way to stop it. It will be worse than whales on stiltand a dark day indees.
"look out Jim! It's a wallshark!"
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Whale-Shark

The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.
Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’
by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010
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whale shark

Youve seen em' in local clubs, bars, and hamburger stands worldwide. A whale shark is a close relative of the mud shark. Close but no cigar. She is the heftier, more robust white woman who prefers the meat of a nigg. The way that she differs from a mud shark is that weighing 300+ lbs is not stopping her from thinking she can wear hoochie clothes. Her head is usually pumped up by black men into thinking she is gods gift to this earth. Feel free to hunt these disgusting animals.
Hey you seen that whale shark? she looked like rosie o' donnel
by jermdogg October 20, 2008
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Whale Shark

The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT
"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever
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