Whates

Contraction of the word whatever.

yea, whates, that's just how I roll MOFO

by boxheadman January 16, 2009

sputnik

A derogatory name for hash, esp in Manchester. Mainly used when distinguishing Hashish from bud. Also shortened to sput.

Originated because like the Russian satellite of the same name, this is considered by many to be old technology

What are you smoking? Is that sputnik?

by boxheadman September 22, 2007

gofd

a cocktail mixing 'goon' (slang for cask wine in Australia) and 'O.F.D.' or orange fruit drink. It is important that both ingredients are the cheapest available.

Related is 'gofdka', which adds vodka to the above

dude, do you want some gofd?

by boxheadman February 28, 2011

musak

Music so bad it's good. Usually originating from the 80's or early 90's. Examples include WHAM and pop sensation Billie Piper.

Get a load of this funderfull musak

by boxheadman September 21, 2007