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Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? 

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!
Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!

whatcha goos doin dere eh 

Minnesotan phrase meaning "What are you guys doing?" Used primarily in Minnesota and Michigan. The Canadian accent spoken in Minnesota attributes to this pronunciation of this kickass phrase.
An Example Of "WHATCHA GOOS DOIN DERE EH"

*After Jon sees Ron tie up some dude to a chair and strap a Gasoline bottle onto him*

Jon: "Whatcha guys doin dere EHHHHHHH????????"
Ron: "I dun nah"
Jon: "EHHHHHH????????? What de fack yah TAHKIN 'boot?"

*Ron Shrinks Jon down with a Shrink Ray to 12 inches tall*

Jon: "De boost 'vention to edder cewm 'oot a Da-Troy Meeesh-er-goon, EHHHHH????????? De Shrink 'Ay is GAAAAAAHD"

watcha doin 

what are u doing
watcha doin by bucky23 September 3, 2003

Hey whatchu doin there huh 

It’s a delightful Saturday morning in Seattle, and you and your cousins decide to take a stroll down the street. One of you accidentally steps onto someone’s lawn, and suddenly, a man (looking like a guy from duck dynasty) creeps out of the doorway and barks, “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” Instinctively, you and your cousins run as fast as possible, as if the guy was about to come out and get them.
“Hey dad, I was playing football on the streets outside with my cousins and accidentally ran onto somebody’s lawn. Some guy came out of the house and yelled “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” and we all ran back to the house”

whatchadoin 

Whatchadoin, dude?
whatchadoin by Arizona Jaguar July 31, 2009

whatchadoing 

is like what are you doing i think that what are you doing is more simple!
but whatchadoing is in a cool way
- hey whatchadoing?
--no too much, just checking my mail
whatchadoing by danielnetx3 February 1, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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