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whatchadoin 

in a text message, what you would say to a booty call, or FWB to see if they are avaible.
me: whatchadoin
FWB: nothing
me: wanta hook-up?
FWB: sure
whatchadoin by islesugarbear December 18, 2012

whatcha doin'? 

It's a slang-y version of "What are you doing?", a question that expresses our interest in other person's recent or present actions.
- Hey Beepson, whatcha doin'?
- I'm just fiddlin' around. Nothin' special.
whatcha doin'? by unfa September 13, 2013

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? 

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!
Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!

whatchatinkdisis 

something that some fat jamaican women say when they are mad. they mean to say "what you think this is?" but they say it really fast and it gets all jumbled together
Oh my god! how could you get that wrong?! whatchatinkdisis?!

whatchadoing 

is like what are you doing i think that what are you doing is more simple!
but whatchadoing is in a cool way
- hey whatchadoing?
--no too much, just checking my mail
whatchadoing by danielnetx3 February 1, 2006

whatchagonnado? 

a phrase uttered by criminals just before they get arrested by a camera crew dressed as policemen
Criminal 1: "shit! the cops are here and they're coming for us!"

Criminal 2: "whatchagonnado? whatchagonnado when they come for you?"
whatchagonnado? by heythewhat February 22, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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