what the ass?!

A phrase that can be used instead of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". This phrase, however, is much radder and should only be used by people who are really fabulous.

Bill: Hey Bob. I just saw a nude man on rollerskates.

Bob: What the ass?!

what the ass?! by joyyyy, HOLLA December 9, 2008

what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."

what in the ass by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018

What/Who The Ass 

A phrase that only the most intellectual cursers use. To convey confusion or anger.

Random person: “What/Who the ass is oscar pistorious?”

What/Who The Ass by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 1, 2019

What the Shit-ass?!?

Alternate to "What the shit" or "What the balls". Sounds similar to a foreigner trying to use American swear words.

"I found a quarter in my vagina!"

What the shit-ass?!?

What the Shit-ass?!? by Zoey Jordan October 16, 2008

What's your ass 

"What's your ass?" is a question that is asked around the world. The actual meaning behind it is either, "How are you (on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best)?" or "What are you doing?"

Nick: Yo, Ozzie what's your ass?

Ozzie: I'm about an 8.

Tim: Yo, Tino what's your ass?
Tino: My ass is chillen in my room.

What's your ass by Germangi October 14, 2013

what a wonderful ass 

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!

what a wonderful ass by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

What crawled up your ass and died? by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019