what the ass?!

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A phrase that can be used instead of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". This phrase, however, is much radder and should only be used by people who are really fabulous.

Bill: Hey Bob. I just saw a nude man on rollerskates.

Bob: What the ass?!

what the ass?! by joyyyy, HOLLA December 9, 2008

Words you can keep

what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."

what in the ass by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018

What/Who The Ass

A phrase that only the most intellectual cursers use. To convey confusion or anger.

Random person: “What/Who the ass is oscar pistorious?”

What/Who The Ass by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 1, 2019

What the Shit-ass?!?

Alternate to "What the shit" or "What the balls". Sounds similar to a foreigner trying to use American swear words.

"I found a quarter in my vagina!"

What the shit-ass?!?

What the Shit-ass?!? by Zoey Jordan October 16, 2008

What's your ass

"What's your ass?" is a question that is asked around the world. The actual meaning behind it is either, "How are you (on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best)?" or "What are you doing?"

Nick: Yo, Ozzie what's your ass?

Ozzie: I'm about an 8.

Tim: Yo, Tino what's your ass?
Tino: My ass is chillen in my room.

What's your ass by Germangi October 14, 2013

what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!

what a wonderful ass by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

What crawled up your ass and died? by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026