Whang on

Having a Whang on is the state one is in when you fancy someone like fuck.... that feeling of being doughy eyed and hungry for that someone special.... that person who you inspect the inside of their jeans and wonder why the sun didn’t burn a hole in the rear.

Omg.... I have got a serious Whang on for (insert name of your god/goddess). I’m literally crying down my leg for him/her (delete as applicable).

by Ancient mumu January 19, 2019

wang on

U use wang on when you are confused as hell because u r high as fck and u want to say wait and hang-on at the same time.

Wang on, i think i saw a flying pig.

by WhatsUpGuysSkinnyP November 10, 2018

Wang on

Wait and Hang mixed together said in a rush

Wang on a minute that’s not right!

by Adswellfit August 10, 2019

oomp oompin on a wang wang

a general name for a sexual act performed by a female on a males penis

person 1:"the other night lindsey was oomp oompin on a wang wang"
person2:"yeah i heard it was kyles"

by bob forapples September 19, 2005

Winging on the wing-wang

Masturbating on an NFL field to the cheerleaders

At the San Diego chargers football game, there was a security guard winging on the wing-wang.

by Wingman 15 December 25, 2016

one-wang-away

When two gay men have had sex with the same man, but haven't had sex with each other. A useful tool for deciding whether or not a potential sexual partner is out of your league.

"Do you think I have a shot with Adam?"
"Sure, you guys are one-wang-away."
"We are? How?"
"He dated Trevor last fall."
"Awesome."

by Juicien Durfus November 14, 2009