Whang on

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Having a Whang on is the state one is in when you fancy someone like fuck.... that feeling of being doughy eyed and hungry for that someone special.... that person who you inspect the inside of their jeans and wonder why the sun didn’t burn a hole in the rear.

Omg.... I have got a serious Whang on for (insert name of your god/goddess). I’m literally crying down my leg for him/her (delete as applicable).

Whang on by Ancient mumu January 19, 2019

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wang on

U use wang on when you are confused as hell because u r high as fck and u want to say wait and hang-on at the same time.

Wang on, i think i saw a flying pig.

wang on by WhatsUpGuysSkinnyP November 10, 2018

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Wang on

Wait and Hang mixed together said in a rush

Wang on a minute that’s not right!

Wang on by Adswellfit August 10, 2019

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oomp oompin on a wang wang

a general name for a sexual act performed by a female on a males penis

person 1:"the other night lindsey was oomp oompin on a wang wang"
person2:"yeah i heard it was kyles"

oomp oompin on a wang wang by bob forapples September 19, 2005

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Winging on the wing-wang

Masturbating on an NFL field to the cheerleaders

At the San Diego chargers football game, there was a security guard winging on the wing-wang.

Winging on the wing-wang by Wingman 15 December 25, 2016

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one-wang-away

When two gay men have had sex with the same man, but haven't had sex with each other. A useful tool for deciding whether or not a potential sexual partner is out of your league.

"Do you think I have a shot with Adam?"
"Sure, you guys are one-wang-away."
"We are? How?"
"He dated Trevor last fall."
"Awesome."

one-wang-away by Juicien Durfus November 14, 2009

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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