Whang on 

Having a Whang on is the state one is in when you fancy someone like fuck.... that feeling of being doughy eyed and hungry for that someone special.... that person who you inspect the inside of their jeans and wonder why the sun didn’t burn a hole in the rear.

Omg.... I have got a serious Whang on for (insert name of your god/goddess). I’m literally crying down my leg for him/her (delete as applicable).

Whang on by Ancient mumu January 19, 2019

wang on 

U use wang on when you are confused as hell because u r high as fck and u want to say wait and hang-on at the same time.

Wang on, i think i saw a flying pig.

wang on by WhatsUpGuysSkinnyP November 10, 2018

Wang on 

Wait and Hang mixed together said in a rush

Wang on a minute that’s not right!

Wang on by Adswellfit August 10, 2019

oomp oompin on a wang wang 

a general name for a sexual act performed by a female on a males penis

person 1:"the other night lindsey was oomp oompin on a wang wang"
person2:"yeah i heard it was kyles"

oomp oompin on a wang wang by bob forapples September 19, 2005

Winging on the wing-wang 

Masturbating on an NFL field to the cheerleaders

At the San Diego chargers football game, there was a security guard winging on the wing-wang.

Winging on the wing-wang by Wingman 15 December 25, 2016

one-wang-away 

When two gay men have had sex with the same man, but haven't had sex with each other. A useful tool for deciding whether or not a potential sexual partner is out of your league.

"Do you think I have a shot with Adam?"
"Sure, you guys are one-wang-away."
"We are? How?"
"He dated Trevor last fall."
"Awesome."

one-wang-away by Juicien Durfus November 14, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005