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Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.
Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

Whalebait 

A Nasty Fat Piece of Jailbait!
The Kind of Chubby Chasing that will see you imprisoned!
GPR: Whooooa check that nasty piece of jailbait!!

N-Dizzle: Sh*t man thats Whalebait!

GPR: what the f*cks whalebait!

N-Dizzle: Fat Ass Jailbait Blood!

GPR: GOD DAMMM!

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GAZ: Holy Shit Did you just see that whalebait!!

Nath: F*uck dude, She's as big as your mum.......Snoogans!

Gaz: Cold Blooded!!!!
Whalebait by G-PrimeRib October 19, 2010

Whalebait 

An overweight minor whose interested in sex with older people.
Pedobear is sad. Your 13 year old girlfriend must weight 300 lbs. Talk about whalebait.
Whalebait by Tankman86 February 13, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026