Whacktress

Nutjob actress.

How was your date with the whacktress?
Awful, we just ran lines all night.

by Shuaman November 9, 2018

wactress

one of the many aspiring actresses in New York City and Los Angeles who are "only currently" working as waitresses.

"That wactress had a slammin' ass!"

"Yeah, bro! I bet she can do an even slamminer monologue!"

by thebumblekee June 11, 2012

Wacktress

A woman who aspires to be an actress, but is employed as a waitress. A wacktress is part waitress, part actress, and 100% wack.

Rob is dating the wacktress again.

by bowel_and_the_obstructors March 1, 2009

the whackness effect

(n): the state of mind during/after 24hrs of red bull ritalin and cigarettes.

1)Once upon a time...
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!

(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow

Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.

the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!

2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium

Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka

(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!

3) (v):

President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.

by DavidAllenStern June 3, 2011

Hacktress

One of the few, the beautiful and gorgeous chocolate Hacktresses. Only 8% of them are in existence in the entire universe.

Silent but deadly, Highly intelligent, beautifully smart, pretty, nice, Lovely, Perky

Highly Intelligent Hacktress is Highly Intelligent

by Mysterious Cyber Queen January 24, 2019