Whacktress
Whacktress by Shuaman November 9, 2018
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wactress
one of the many aspiring actresses in New York City and Los Angeles who are "only currently" working as waitresses.
wactress by thebumblekee June 11, 2012
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Wacktress
A woman who aspires to be an actress, but is employed as a waitress. A wacktress is part waitress, part actress, and 100% wack.
Wacktress by bowel_and_the_obstructors March 1, 2009
the whackness effect
1)Once upon a time...
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!
(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow
Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.
the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!
2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium
Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka
(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!
3) (v):
President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!
(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow
Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.
the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!
2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium
Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka
(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!
3) (v):
President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.
the whackness effect by DavidAllenStern June 3, 2011
Hacktress
One of the few, the beautiful and gorgeous chocolate Hacktresses. Only 8% of them are in existence in the entire universe.
Silent but deadly, Highly intelligent, beautifully smart, pretty, nice, Lovely, Perky
Silent but deadly, Highly intelligent, beautifully smart, pretty, nice, Lovely, Perky
Hacktress by Mysterious Cyber Queen January 24, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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