Wacktress
A woman who aspires to be an actress, but is employed as a waitress. A wacktress is part waitress, part actress, and 100% wack.
Wacktress by bowel_and_the_obstructors March 1, 2009
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space waitress
Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.
space waitress by Spazmax March 29, 2010
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two waitresses to go with nothing on them
An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)
Drive through speaker: Is that everything?
Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.
Drive though speaker: <Silence>
Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.
Drive though speaker: <Silence>
two waitresses to go with nothing on them by Eugene206 October 13, 2006
Waitress Friendly
When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.
Waitress Friendly by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008
waitress sandwich
A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
waitress sandwich by TedFan85 August 31, 2013
Wednesday Waitress
A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.
Wednesday Waitress by Adamorals May 27, 2009
Wankeress
Wankeress by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018
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