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Whackcine 

An ineffective vaccine that is pushed on the public by governments that are beholden to their big pharma lobbyists.
My work has mandated the whackcine because of the government mandates.
Whackcine by Jayziz December 18, 2021

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

whackitballs

The drifting globules of semen resulting from ejaculating in any sort of tub or swimming pool.
Bob smiled oddly when the two teenage girls in the jacuzzi screamed,"Look out! Whackitballs!"
whackitballs by BurnedOutBob November 8, 2006

whackcident 

When you are playing with your cock and it accidentally goes off.
I wasn't whacking off, I was just playing with it, I had a thought come to my mind... it was a whackcident I swear!
whackcident by RoffleZilla July 17, 2007

frickity frackity packity wackity 

what you say when you stub your toe but you’re in the middle of a conversation with your grandma. aka when you want to cuss at something but for whatever reason can’t cuss
me: “oh- frickity frackity packity wackity”

whackity spack

"oh that is smashing", ironic use of slang in a 'mrs patterson' type way.
wow that is whackity spack dude!
whackity spack by DaveySmythe March 25, 2008