Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Mandated Modesty
The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.
The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.
This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.
The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.
The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.
This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.
The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.
"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"
Mandated Modesty by schizo.lounge January 27, 2022
Related Words
State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop
Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.
“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”
“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”
“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”
State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop by JimmyJimmersonThe6th July 15, 2025
Those legally mandated
50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos
Those legally mandated by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
Tea party Mandate
Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
Tea party Mandate by tea party truther September 22, 2010
mandate
a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles
smeazles
mandate by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004
unfunded mandate
unfunded mandate by Jerome Quail January 22, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026