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Wetzels Pretzel 

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
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Wetzel pretzel 

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole
Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”
Wetzel pretzel by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Wetzels Pretzels 

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled
Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels
Wetzels Pretzels by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022

Wetzel pretzal 

When someone goes to the mall, meets a girl from hot or not and gets a handjob and cums into a wetzel pretzal cup and the girl takes it home
Hey bro you gonna go wetzel pretzal another girl?
Wetzel pretzal by His thot January 7, 2015