One who lacks companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a Wetzell will usually join a masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.
Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.
by iamthemothereffinmanzor January 10, 2009
An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
by Jwetz August 07, 2014
by Sajak February 11, 2013
by chief hot sauce dick licker ma February 23, 2010
A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story. A tale from the Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The GTC is associated with him often.
by GTC member September 10, 2015