pretzels 

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.

Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?

pretzels by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

pretzels 

the act of being crazy, insane, out of your right mind.

Person #1: "I am pregnant with my brother in law's child, and in return, i gave him the herp."
Person#2: "Girl, you straightup pretzels!!!

pretzels by fktspd January 26, 2011

pretzels 

What I am not.

I am not a pretzel damnit

pretzels by the aunts June 2, 2004

pretzels 

pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now

give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin

pretzels by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Pretzels 

The white crystal powdery like substance that is the research chemical called MDPV, can also be referred to as "pretzels." The coke-like euphoric feel all derives from the chemical similarity it has with illegal bath salts. Pretzels have a very salty background, but yet still remains popular in the streets of America. Often ingested in very small "bullet" amounts through the nose by snorting/bumping (aka eating) the pretzels. If taken, sleep is often ruled out due to extreme insomnia, which usually causes a binge mentality by going several days without sleep and constant use. Users side effects will mostly consist of insomnia, dry mouth, tongue soreness, heart rate increase, appetite loss, weight loss, sweating, hallucinations, chapped lips/nose, hyper, EXTREMELY talkative, and in some cases, even extreme paranoia. If not responsible, this research chemical can become highly addictive due to the constant re-dosage every 15-30 minutes of small lines in order to maintain the "up" if binging, which happens quite often. Even with all those side effects mentioned, the comedown is actually not all that bad. Sleep is all that is required in order to sober/stop wanting more. So don't fiend for more, just make sure you get rest. Pretzels are great to eat with friends, but can be done alone as well. Just eat responsibly people, don't let Auntie Ann control you, cause she can be a bitch sometimes.

Example #1
Bro1: "Wanna go to Auntie Anns later today n get some pretzels?!"

Bro2: "YAAA I'm so down to get crazy! no work for me tomorrow so we can steady wyl' out for da homies tn"

Bro1: "solid, ill hit you up in a lil ya fart ass"

Example #2
Damn, just woke up....and realize ive slept for more than 12 hours!! Feel fine but my tongue hurts so bad. Eating pretzels for the past few days was pretty stupid idea, just exhausted.

Pretzels by mgmnasty January 17, 2013

Pretzels 

The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix

Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?

I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.

Pretzels by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008

pretzels and tootsie rolls 

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

pretzels and tootsie rolls by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017