When one has sexual intercourse with a gentleman who has taken one on fancy dates, appears in fancy attire such as; bow ties and pastel colored clothing.
British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.
"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."
Describes a piece of fan-made work (usually fanfiction or fanart) that turns the original TV / Movie / Book series into something shitty (or shittier, depending on the series).
A fucked-up rendition of the original series, but is usually seen as a success in the creator's eyes.
Usually, but not always, includes (a) Mary-sue(s) and / or (a) crack pairing(s).
"Nor minde nor thoughts on fickle Fancie grounded .... Hart said eies tears might soone have quencht that flame..."
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancie.... Where be your jibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?" ~ Shakespeare