Wet nose

A wet nose is an insult someone uses when they are dissatisfied with your ability to execute commands in a very large machine, usually delivered by a superior.

“Ok wet nose here's a real tough one, flip on the auto pilot by hitting A”

“mission almost successful Wet nose!”

by dafokhmmmmmmmmmm November 1, 2018

Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022

Wet Nosed

To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.

“That boy ripped that shit so hard he was wet nosed as fuck”

by Bruce Halloweed August 28, 2021

wet nose

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy takes his cock out when he is about to cum and the cum goes up her nose.

i accidently gave my girlfriend a wet nose last night

by [e-mail] April 18, 2010

wet puppy nose

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.

Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.

by AndersSN December 17, 2008

Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.

In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.

by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025

Wet nose Wednesday

When you eat box every Wednesday to give you and your lady something special to look forward to

I'll be busy tonight it's wet nose Wednesday

by Doodle dad August 14, 2023