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Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.
by shrekslodge March 19, 2020
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